Monday, May 16, 2016
A few questions that I've found myself repeatedly asking myself:
1 / WHY IS EVERYONE DRIVING SO SLOW?
2 / How does Taylor Swift do it? She's constantly everywhere. And how is her makeup so perfect ALL THE TIME? And yes, I do realize the answer lies in the fact that she has people that take care of that type of thing for her.
3 / How many times can you drop your damn water bottle? Get it together.
4 / Why did I think it was a good idea to stay up that late?
5 / Do I have to get up today? Can't we just cancel it?
6 / Why did it take so long for them to kill the Governor on "The Walking Dead"? He was a psychopathic serial killer. Just kill him.
7 / Should I go to class today?
8 / Who are these people that think a blow up man is going to drive business to their store? It's just weird and creepy.
9 / Is this all going to be worth it?
10 / Where the cookies at?
11 / Do celebrities realize that no one would know about their "secret shoot" if they didn't Instagram a photo with the caption "secret shoot"? No one is wondering what your secret shoot is, Nina Dobrev.
12 / They never roll up windows in movies. Just walk away from the car with all the windows down.
13 / Why do they never use cordless microphones in comedy specials? Is it a requirement to have a huge cord all over the place?
14 / Why do you have to call me honey? Do you not understand it sounds extremely condescending?